Harry is in pre-school, and he has to go to the bathroom very bad. He finally decides he can’t wait for his friend Sammy to finish in the bathroom, and goes.
Harry couldn’t find the bathroom, but he did manage to wander over to the first grade classroom, and everyone in the room started to stare at the little boy. He was so embarrassed that he told the teacher that his teacher sent him to give a private message to one of the students. He walked over to his older brother, Bud, and told him he needed help finding the bathroom. “Play along…” said Bud, and he told his first grade teacher that he has to leave, and took Harry out the door. “Go that way to the other side of the planter and hide there.” Harry left and went around by the storage hut, and found Bud there who had gone between the Early Childhood building and his.
The two brothers went to the bathroom, only to be welcomed by Sammy in the basketball pick position and a boatload of yellow *CAUTION* tape and sawdust. Not to mention enough sound to blow your ears off, and enough exhaust from the car to cut off all oxygen within a mile. “So that’s what that racket was that I have been hearing all day” said Bud and Harry responded, “Who says ‘racket’ anymore?” “What are you two doing?” Asks Sammy, getting the response he thought he would get, “We are looking for a working bathroom, and judging by the looks of your face and the place your hands you are too.” said Bud. “Can I tag along?” asked Sammy, “Don’t give us any trouble.” said Bud. Sammy is notorious at James Farley Academy for troublemaking.
The trio went to the middle school, and Sammy “just happened” to get in a fight right when they “just happened” to pass by the principal’s office to get them in trouble, and Sammy ended up with a bladder about to explode, a mean and strict principal lecturing him and his bottom on a pure wood chair, which hurt.
The brothers went the eleventh grade, got laughed at, and Bud stood up for Harry by trying to fight the eleventh graders, and got in trouble with their teacher. Then Harry found his way back to his class which was just across the hall, and told his friends, Robby, megan and ryan, to come along and that it was urgent (and at this point it was.)
They all went to the other bathroom, using parts of knowledge from each student, and finally harry went to the bathroom. The three kids combined their knowledge on the way there, and couldn’t find the same route backwards, and they took a wrong turn on the way back, and came to the counselor’s room, and get stuck there for a whole boring session, and finally their teacher came to take them back to class.
They all went back, and nobody was there. His teacher had hid behind a bush, and the other students under their desks. Very abruptly, everyone jumped out and yelled “Surprise!” for his birthday.